by AndrewVanosdol 4 years ago
Welcome one and all to the New Orleans Saints media day! We will now take questions from the field of reporters! Ummm yes! You up front!
Q: "Hi, Seymour Butts from the honeycomb cereal company. This one is for Drew. Is this your last year lacing up the cleats?"
A: Eh I'm not sure honestly Mr. Butts. I know they are preparing for my departure bringing in Stidham and I'm very excited for him but myself and this team has a lot left and a long journey to make this year.
Q: "Hey! John Cena from WWE! This one is for Jonathon Jones! How do you feel about the ability of your coach to make nicknames? I mean you have My Cole Your Cole and yourself, JJ Go Cray Cray!"
A: First of all I don't even see you right now. Second of all, Coach V can nickname a butt pimple and it be a smash hit. The confidence such a cool nickname gives myself and Mecole is crazy. It's all apart of our culture here."
Q: Hello! I am a Pittsburgh Steelers reporter but there's no exciting news going on over there, this one is for Michael Thomas. Mr. Can't Guard Mike, how does it make the team feel with these non playoff coaches saying your team is not top tier? Starting with the Arizona Cardinals Coach Bradley Moore?
A: Who the **** is that guy? I thought he was a water boy with nice clothes on. I'd punch him if I could. Give him that Gardner-Johnson special. I hope we see them in the playoffs. If they make it. He's wasting my man DHop's career. Send him over here!
Q: This is Tack Jardibuono of the Tampa Bay Breeze newspaper, how is being in a division with the most storied head coach in the league feel Coach?
A: No one pushes us further then my man Jack. Nothing but respect for him and what he's doing in the Bay! I hope to have many heated battles with him consistently making both teams better! Tom-Drew Haskins-Stidham duels are going to be elite!